| The agony of Henry Pleasants | |
| Did you ever stop and wonder | |
| who the music’s really for, | |
| why the music’s such a bore, | |
| Why no one is listening anymore? | |
| Brain-rot is the latest rage, | |
| mindless music for a mindless age. | |
| Your head’s asleep, | |
| emotions freeze, | |
| brain turns into cottage cheese. | |
| Do you ever stop to ponder | |
| what this situation means? | |
| Who needs people | |
| when you got machines? | |
| Munchkins in the music schools | |
| are hacking out the music rules, | |
| rules you need for advanced degrees | |
| in turning minds into cottage cheese. | |
| They sit and talk their munchkin words | |
| and drop their notes like little birds, | |
| skimpy little music turds, | |
| the Music of the Future. | |
| Nobody cares, | |
| the glory’s faded. | |
| Their heads and ears | |
| are constipated. | |
| Maybe they | |
| are over-rated | |
| but don’t let on. | |