The lumberjack song

Sawing, sawing, all day sawing!
It ain't easy being a lumberjack.
You can get your head cut off.
Or worse.
There's bears out in them woods.
Cold and wet, lots of snakes...

We lumberjacks drink lots of beer.
Eat plenty pancakes too.
You need a big breakfast to cut down trees all day.
We drink and smoke and curse, raise Cain every Saturday night.
But on Sunday it's to church we go.
Even a lumberjack gots to pray sometime.

Big John, he goes HA-HA.
You should hear him laugh, Big John, all over the place, HA-HA.
HA-HA-HA.
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA...
What a jerk.

Sawing, sawing, all day sawing!
It ain't easy being a lumberjack.